Kapan Nyusul?
Status jomblo abadi sudah menjadi trademark bagi Tulkimin. Orang sekampung, senegara sebangsa dan setanah air paham banget status Tulkimin itu. Bahkan Pak RTnya pun sampai rela download mp3 gratis “Wali Band – Cari Jodoh” khusus buat dia. Bukannya dia sudah bosan berusaha cari pacar lagi tapi setiap kali dia mendekati cewek, selalu saja dia ditolak, bahkan sebelum dia menyatakan cinta.
Nasipmu Miiin.. Min..
Meskipun begitu, dia bukan tipe orang yang suka minder. Dia tetap aktif bersosialisasi. Tetap rajin datang ke pesta pernikahan teman-teman sekampungnya.
Sore itu, Tulkimin tampak sudah berdandan rapi untuk menghadiri pesta pernikahan salah satu temannya. Tidak lupa dia pake minyak japaron pemberian salah satu penasehat spiritualnya. Biar cepet laku, katanya.
Setelah puas menikmati hidangan, dia leyeh-leyeh dipojok ruangan sambil menikmati goyangan erotis penyanyi dangdut orgen tunggal yang sore itu tampak meliuk-liuk sambil bersenandung menghibur para tamu undangan. Ketika sedang asyik-asyiknya menikmati goyangan maut itu, tiba-tiba dia dikagetkan oleh Aki Ismet tetangganya.
“Piye kabarmu, Min? Kok iseh ngene-ngene wae. Kapan nyusul?,” sapa si Aki ramah.
Si Tulkimin cuma bisa tersenyum kecut dan bergumam dalam hati, “Tunggu pembalasanku!!!”
Esok harinya, ada salah satu tetangganya yang meninggal. Dia pun segera bergegas untuk memberikan penghormatan yang terakhir. Disitu dia bertemu lagi dengan Aki Ismet tetangganya yang bawel itu. Inilah saatnya pembalasan, pikirnya. Dia pun menghampiri si Aki bawel dan menyapa dengan ramah.
“Gimana kabarnya, Ki? Sehat-sehat saja khan? Kapan menyusul?”
“Wooo.. semprulll !!!,” gerutu si Kakek sambil berlalu pergi.
merawani postingan…
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ciwir Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 4:25 pm
nunut pertamaxxxx
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Pradna Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 4:31 pm
mbonceng, trimo ning pojokan
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senoaji Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 5:14 pm
gemandul nang kene Min min
superaman Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 8:14 pm
senenge kok mbonceng
jidat Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 5:47 pm
CIWIR lekas mertamaxi.. hooo
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superaman Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 8:13 pm
merawani podho karo memerawani po ra yo?
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ciwir Reply:
July 27th, 2009 at 1:59 am
melu mrawani…
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penasaran sama minyak Japaron
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superaman Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 8:16 pm
kenapa mam? mau coba khasiatnya?
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Owalah to Miiiinnn…. min…
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superaman Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 8:20 pm
Owalah babeh
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hehehehehe
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superaman Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 8:17 pm
ngirit
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sing neng nduwur omonge anaku serem koq kedip kedip terus..
kwakakakaka…!
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superaman Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 8:18 pm
iku bar kelilipen gajah
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jidat Reply:
July 22nd, 2009 at 9:02 am
gajah mungkur po gajah duduk?
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superaman Reply:
July 22nd, 2009 at 9:34 am
gajahlah kesehatan
jidat Reply:
July 23rd, 2009 at 6:48 pm
janggala kebersian kang
kapan kawin? kapan punya anak? kapan punya adik?
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hehehe..tulkimin gak takut kualat…
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lha karepmu piye tho min..min…
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la pie to man? .halah min.
kapan to?
sakarepmu wes
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ow lala babeh!
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hahahahaha…..pembalasan yg telak!!!
salut buat tukimin!
LOL
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min..min
kapan anggonmu apdet to ,min..min…
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saya merasa tersinggung!! Sampean telah menyebarkan rahasia pribadi saya. Mbok daripada cerita mending saya dicariin jodoh. Maunya sih prawan tapi kalau umpama dapetnya janda ndak po2 wes. Yang penting kawin
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Tukimin, tumirah, pariyem, paijah. . ayo podo arisan! hehe. .
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ra pernah keton maring ngendi bae min? kangen nyong
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wkakakaka..ngakak ngikik ngekek aku gan… tukimiiin tukimin =))
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nunut nampang neng post koement ya mas..
heheh
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